...And I am back

I welcomed myself back with banners.

So Google+ is new and exciting.  Can't wait to make something Google+ official!!!  This is all I will say about this for now. I have been with the plus for only 21 minutes and counting.  Seen some shit man, seen some shit.

I have no fucking clue what I want this blog to be about.  I really, really want this to be funny. So funny that I feel it in my half full loins.  I just have like this funny block, that and without readers and feedback it will be rather hard.  I could review things like music, games and other entertainment. I could review philosophical things but I could also rape your ears with my bullshit.  I could whine, but deep down I don't have much to whine about.  I could tell you how to rip off people or abuse the elderly, but I don't have enough typing time.

I suppose it will just be a random blog for now until I can find a topic and go with it.

Today we will go with this:

Did you know that Vin Diesel is 44? That is fucking nutty to me.  That brickhouse of excellence is older than my father.  One of the only 3 guys I would consider sleeping with is actually old enough to have a educated conversation about where he was and what he felt with the Berlin Wall fell.  I don't know why but I about had a seizure out of pure shock over this.

I am not saying that 44 is old, its just a complete shock that that man is that aged.  Granted it's aged in terms of fine whine or a good liquor but still goddamn!

That is my thoughts for now.


Ohh I like that! A blog about my thoughts and opinions! Purely genious and original!

Ta ta for now!

Haven't blogged since xanga was popular.

As my first post on this website, and probably the only post you will ever read I will tell you this. My next posts will be me trying to be funny, witty, and cynical.  I am young and stupid. Love me some booze, and love to observe and talk about my thoughts on things. That's right! You will get to know about THINGS! Maybe even STUFF! STUFF AND THINGS! Thoughts of being able to give you that makes me just all sorts of fucking tingly inside!

I am anxious to see if I have what it takes to get people to be even somewhat interested in what I have to say. I've always been one to love to make people laugh, make inappropriate jokes, force my dark humor on people all while being courteous enough to give them a mental reach around to show I do in fact care...for the most part.

Today I heard the new Thao and Mirah album. I am too lazy to find the album name but it is on www.npr.org/music. Just search for the first listen and give it a shot. Really great music. I am also, always, up for music suggestions to listen to. I enjoy anything but country. No. You cannot sway me to ever listen to country either. It had its chance and it cheated on me with the ever so popular means of the artists singers singing songs they did not right about things they probably have never done. Yes, that is probably a generalization. When it comes to that genre, no fucks are given by me to its alleged 'greatness'.

That is all I really have for now. I promise, someday, you will be delivered many Giggles and Fritzens!

Jeff